Gifts for the Person Who Has Everything (Part 2)

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If gift giving was an Olympic 100 metre race I’d still be on the starter’s block gathering my thoughts by the time everyone else was huffing and puffing ‘hands on hips’ style down the other end.

That’s my way of saying handing over the perfect present to another person is something I’ve never been very good at.

This I admitted last week.

But buying a special something for that person who already has everything anyway is a whole next-level kind of difficult.

Difficult, but with the suggestions that follow, not impossible…

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You can never be too sure if you’re making a good investment with real estate here on Earth, so why not think outside the box? And by outside the box, I naturally mean outside the atmosphere. Clint Eastwood, Nicole Kidman, Tom Hanks and George Lucas are amongst the folk who all legally own an acre of Lunar land.

BUY ON LUNAR LAND.COM

 

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Hours of fun.  Apparently.

 

BUY ON AMAZON

 

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Drinking 8 cups of water a day is recommended. The only problem is water is boring. Not with this ‘smart cup’ it’s not. It uses three different senses to fool your brain into believing there’s a party going on in your mouth whereas in actuality it’s only plain ‘ol H2O.

BUY AT THE RIGHT CUP.COM

 

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With this gift your friend who  seemingly has everything can learn things about their home they never wanted to know. When mixed and sprayed onto an area, and illuminated with ultraviolet light, it will reveal the presence of blood or other fluids the naked eye can’t detect. They might not thank you.

BUY AT AMAZON.COM

 

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Everyone may well march to the tune of a different beat but with these percussion-enhanced duds you’ll be the head of the orchestra.

BUY AT DRUMPANTS.COM

 

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Don’t give that temperamental friend just the cold shoulder. Give them the entire whole body cold-therapy treatment you know they deserve.

BUY AT CRYOAU.COM

 

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Why not go ahead and make the day of the friend who assures you they want absolutely nothing on their special occasion. The ultimate in bullseye-hitting present giving.

BUY ON AMAZON

 

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If your friend has everything they need then they surely have plenty of things to stash away in this time capsule. Dig it up together sometime in the future and laugh about primitive life in the olden days when we used things like the iPhone 8. This model is waterproof and comes with a 200 year guaranteed life. A companion gift is your old skool metal detector so you can find where you buried it all those years ago.

BUY ON AMAZON

 

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One of the things that most people, especially little boys, did growing up was play in the kindergarten sandbox with bulldozers, backhoes and the like. So, unless they made a career out of it, there’s a good chance that the full scale version might just tap into some pleasant memories and unrealised ambitions. You can even buy a Season Pass for unlimited access to excavator, bulldozer and wheel loader heaven.

BUY AT EXTREME SANDBOX.COM

 

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This is the first of its kind, so your friend with everything will definitely not have this. Not sure if this robot chef will put on a temper tantrum if the almonds are not fully activated or speak condescendingly of the people eating its food, but it can probably be programmed that way if it pleases the owner.

SEE IT AT MOLEY.COM

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And then there’s this…

Regifting? Recycling? Or Neighbour Abuse?

You decide.

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 Ps. I’ve often dreamt of writing the greatest book in the world but it appears someone has beaten me to the punch. Not just ‘someone’ but renowned Victorian children’s author Matt Porter, who is certainly no stranger to the goings on around SCENIC WRITER’S SHACK  (Mind meld with Matt here)  has just released a new picture book called THE GREATEST BOOK IN THE WORLD.

And as far as book titles go this is definitely not one to be taken lightly! Here’s a little taste…

 

 

13 thoughts on “Gifts for the Person Who Has Everything (Part 2)

  1. If I don’t pass probation in my current new position, Drum Pants have showed me there is indeed a future for all of us as distributors.
    Just thinking of a remote control flying fish has been hours of fun. Imagine how much better life would be if I actually bought one!

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  2. P.S. If the website is to be believed, they have sold out of drum pants. No doubt too many have seen the opportunity I saw and signed up as distributors before me. Damn!

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  3. I think the cup that tricks your brain is the one for me. I believe I’ve existed my whole life in a state of minor dehydration.
    But the thing that concerns me the most is the Greatest Book in the World and how Rudolph’s clothes start coming off. First his pants, so he’s walking around in his undies. He’s bending over in an unflattering position in front of some girls. Then at some point he’s completely naked.
    Say what now?! 🙂

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  4. Matt Porter! (author)
    Are you reading this?
    Stacey is one of my GOLD CLASS followers and when she comments people usually listen.
    Rudolph and his clothing optional choices demands your response!

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