It’s not like you weren’t warned.
Two weeks ago I mentioned an entry of mine in the New Yorker Caption Contest had been announced as one of the three finalists. This in a contest that attracts in excess of 5000 entries from countries around the globe each week.
What I also said at that time was that if the entry went on to actually win, expect to have to suffer me talking about it all over again. And if it didn’t, guaranteed you’d never hear me mention it again.
So here I am talking about it. Again.
Earlier this week when I logged onto the site to check if they’d decided on a winner, you could have knocked me down with a feather when I spotted my name next to the first place flag.
My seven-year old daughter has since taken to calling me ‘Champion’ (as in at the dinner table at night, “What drink would our Champion like?”) and I’m making no effort to correct her.
And only now can the full story of this long-awaited triumph be told.
A little on two years ago I read an article about how famed American film critic Roger Ebert had taken 107 attempts before he finally won the notoriously difficult to win New Yorker Caption Competition. I set out at that time to attempt to match his record but resolved if I had not met with success by the 108th attempt, I would give up.
The caption I sent in two weeks back that has ended up winning this competition was my 105th straight week of submitting an entry. I’m ready to retire now, content I’ve achieved what I set out to do. But I’m gonna pop a few champagne corks before I do.
Congratulations Glen.
Well Done 🖒
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Thanks Wendy.
If people keep on congratulating me like this I might start believing I’m funny, and we both know that would be a big mistake.
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There is always a danger of thinking too highly of oneself, but on the other hand, talking downs one’s legitimate talents isn’t necessarily wise either. Your win is more than well deserved Glen.
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Hope you keep adding feathers to your cap Glen.
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A feather in your cap indeed, Champion.
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I could really get used to the sound of ‘champion’ if I let myself!
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Well done champion. I’d like to think my vote was the one that got you over the line but I’m sure you were many votes over the line!
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You guys think I’m joking about the ‘Champion’ thing but really I’m not.
You can keep calling me that all day long and I won’t mind in the least.
Someone got me over the line and even if it was a mischief-making computer hacker who flooded their server with illegal votes I can assure that person I won’t be registering any complaints.
Thanks Nikki but the next test for you is are you prepared to call me ‘Champion’ to my face?
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Brilliant!
Well done Glen.
Genius from you there.
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I’ve taken the ‘Champion’ comments so I may as well take the ‘genius’ compliment while I’m here also.
Thankyou John, but I must also acknowledge my knowledge of that well known saying that deep in the heart of every act of genius lies several shades of madness.
Hmmmm…
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Congratulations Champion.
I think we should celebrate on Monday.
Cake??
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If you say something enough times people are inclined to believe it, so keep peddling that ‘Champion’ tag won’t you.
Sue, I’m happy to be the centre of attention on-line, but in real-life?
They don’t call me ‘Mr Under the Radar’ for nothing.
A pat on the back on Monday will do it for me nice ‘n proper.
Thankyou cheeky.
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That is soooo amazing! A huge congrats to you! 😊🍾🎉
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Did you forget to add a little something at the end of your comment there Mel, like maybe the ‘C’ word for instance?
That not withstanding, thankyou!
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CONGRATULATIONS GLEN!
I agree with your daughter – you are a CHAMP!
Don’t retire – keep on writing captions!
Rob
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Thanks Rob.
The point in favour of retiring now while I’m on top is that I can always make a comeback.
I’ve heard it said people love a comeback!
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A Hell Freezes Over tour would be so cool Glen.
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You refer of course to the Eagles reunion tour of ’94-96?
I’d have to build up to that sort of pulling power first, naturally Rog.
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Well, well, well… we have a real life World Champion in our midst! This is so fantastic, Glen!
Congratulations!
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You’ve gone and done it now Bronywn.
You’ve upped the ante with that insert of ‘World’ before champion.
And you’re absolutely welcome to do it again whenever the urge takes you.
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Very witty. Well done, Glen!
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Thanks Stuart.
The last grains of sand from my 15 minutes of pretend fame are about to fall away but I’m still enjoying the pats on the back while they last.
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How fortunate you are that I can be off line from weekly perusal of Scenic Writer Shack to drop in unexpected in catchup mode to resurrect the warm and fuzzies!
I am so happy for you to have won that caption award. In the face of whatever BS you may encounter in the world of the 9-to-5, you can calmly remind yourself you carry Champion status, smile kindly at the surly bureaucrat, and leave them flustered in the dust of another failed attempt to get you down.
As I stated above, you have a win more than well deserved.
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Thanks Rog.
We are united in our love of bureacracy I see Rog.
And yeah, the surly decision divas are definitely the worst!
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